The only thing you need to know is that there is a REASON the Mission Impossible theme has stood the test of time, and this week, the gang is going to prove it to you in spades. Well. Baldy will. Everyone else is trying really hard not to incriminate themselves while Ben Gable dances like […]
The whole gang goes through a bit of an identity crises and becomes other people for the duration. John remains trapped, screaming to get out.
Jeff uses the bathroom during the recording and then touches Chris with his unwashed hands. Chris chooses to let Jeff Live and also almost gets fired. John is a HORRIBLE MONSTER, hiding under your bed, waiting for you to turn your back in the dark, if only for a second.
Jeff has some dirty thoughts about Nuns and Chris can’t get them out of his head.
John once scaled mount Everest with nothing but a My Little Pony Balaclava and a can of Milwaukee’s Best.
The gang has some vomit containment issues to deal with. Gable finds a way out, Ben overshares, Milligram floors it, Sacha gets emotional (again), and Baldy doesn’t feel so hot…all in this week’s episode of Crit Squad!
Jeff clears up some misconceptions about passports and critiques Chris’ Chris impression; Chris is wrong about a whole bunch of stuff, but takes it easy anyway;
And John is a saint among men, whose virtue is rivaled only by the magnificence of his beard.
Chris misunderstands some science and never remembers the Monopoly Board. Jeff was raised to be a sadist and…well TBH I stopped listening after he brought up Monopoly. John is better at reading questions than we are at answering them, and once saved 100 kids from a burning schoolbus with nothing but a roll of toilet […]
Milligram punches a ghost, Baldy plays doctor, Gable is hilariously reckless with high explosives, and sacha…bleeds a lot while Jon Galt makes a secret phone call…
Chris Gets Emotional Support and is WAY Wrong About Where Octopi Live. Jeff Does Another Glorious Intro and Describes an Owl in Extreme Detail. John Gets a Little Sad but we Cheer Him up and Everyone Goes Out for Ice Cream After. NOTES: Allie Brosh’s Book is Called Hyperbole and a Half: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping […]
Jeff is 10-1 and develops an interest in CB radio.
Chris receives disturbing support and he and John BOTH have tree problems.
John is a model citizen, and never does anything wrong.